Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via goodoldtori)

theoldaeroplane:

yourunderwaterskies:

usedempyrealthunder:

modestdemidov:

modestdemidov:

i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer

their name is hatebeak

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ya think i’m foolin

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solarpillar

Theoldaeroplane

i can’t like this a second time

(via theinsanityofamanatee)

actuallygrimes:

ooooh my gosh

found this song on my computer that me and dev of majical cloudz made in like 2009 about our cat voignamir who at the time was on very bad terms with us because we were forcing him to diet and so he was like, very violent but literally like 20 or 30 pounds.  

i dont know why it sounds like indie rock haha, neither of us really make music like this

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lofticries:

Guy Billout

(via rswolf0)

ilovepugs4ever:

Pug enjoying the wind in his wrinkles.

(via thats-so-meme)

femmeanddangerous:

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

(Source: klainalsex, via polkanots)

prayforprada:

this cannot be real

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