You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer
their name is hatebeak
ya think i’m foolin
i can’t like this a second time